May 2012
23 posts
Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...
Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.
Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!
Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*
Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!
Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!
Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.
Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.
Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*
Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*
Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.
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That moment when you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone is just carrying on with their lives as though you didn’t just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.
colemanxxx:
I always love looking through my old photography binder. I really wish I had a darkroom to call my own. There’s just something so personal about Shooting, Developing, and Printing Film using my own hands. It’s the best feeling in the world.
April 2012
53 posts
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Strict Institution. →
So, Henry (age 8) asks me about the "Horror movie"...
Henry: I've wanted to know what it is for a YEAR. A YEAR.
Me: You don't want to know. I wish I didn't know.
Henry: I need to know.
Me: Fine. This guy kidnaps these people and then sews their mouths to each other's buttholes.
Henry: (pulls a really weird face, I've never seen this face on him) What? What do you mean? That guy is crazy.
Me: He has three people. The ones with the mouths on the buttholes eat the poop until they die.
Henry: You've seen this.
Me: No. Gross.
Henry: Okay, so if there are 3 guys then what guy would you want to be? I'd want to be the first guy.
Me: Me too.
Henry: It sounds like a comedy.
